Julie Bowen
Nude

She’s supercute, superstacked, and, sadly, often superclad. In fact, Julie Bowen’s been a real blueballer for her biggest fans. Consider her sexy turn as Adam Sandler’s beer-toting, lingerie-lifting fantasy girl in Happy Gilmore (1996). And when Julie showed up in The Last Man on Planet Earth (1999), she played the only character who wasn’t a lesbian—although she still stripped down to some revealing underclothing. When Julie finally got the opportunity to bare her Bs in Amy’s O (2001), she let a body double take over. With a degree in Italian Renaissance studies, Julie must want to be loved for her mind. That’s why we didn’t mind waiting patiently for her to pop out of her blouse while she toiled on network TV in shows such as Ed, Jake in Progress, Lost, and Boston Legal. But now we mind. Over the last decade, Julie appeared in several R- and MA-rated movies and series and showed nary a nipple. Against all odds, she hid her bod in Conception (2011), Horrible Bosses (2011), Knife Fight (2013), FX’s Better Things, and a seven-episode run on the Mr. Skin favorite Weeds. Her sexiest scenes come courtesy of Modern Family, the show through which Julie became a superstar. As superMILF Claire Dunphy, she promenaded in fully-body underwear in one scene and white panties in another. She also donned a red, red-hot one-piece bathing suit in a season nine episode. It’s time to go fishing in the ocean because nude Julie Bowen is the White Whale to our moby dicks.